There Will Be Blood

And it will be YOURS!

I am so excited to announce that even during the pandemic, I am still able to have TWO events in celebration of my middle-aged book baby. Mark your calendars for a bloody good time…

Sunday, November 1. The Carter Blood Mobile will be parked outside the Hurst Conference Center. If you’re going to be at the Cowtown Comic Con, pop outside and be a real superhero by donating a pint! There will be prizes and donuts! The Hurst Conference Center is located at 1601 Campus Drive in Hurst, Texas.

Here’s the link to sign up for a donation time. Once you sign up, use the contact page to let me know your name and the time you have signed up for and I will enter your name into the grand prize drawing of a book club basket on October 31st at 8pm. You can also be entered by pre-ordering Forever 51 and sending me a screen shot. Bonus points if it’s from your favorite independent bookseller!

Sunday, November 8th! The Carter Blood Mobile will be parked outside The Dock Bookshop in fabulous Fort Worth, TX from 1pm-5pm.

There will be treats, prizes and giveaways. Plus, you can get a SIGNED copy of Forever 51 as I’ll be sitting outside twiddling my thumbs and handing out vampire donuts to the masses. (Okay, there might be 20 of you.) But I REALLY need 16 people to sign up to give blood on that day to make it worth Carter’s time. So, go to that link and sign up. Then ask your friends if they’ll sign up. Link to do that is below. Remember, contact me with your name and donation time slot and you will be entered to win the book club basket. That drawing is on Halloween.

The Dock Bookshop
(Click above link to make an appointment)
Sunday, November 8, 2020
1:00 pm - 5:00 pm

6637 Meadowbrook Dr.
Carter BloodCare Bus
Fort Worth, TX 76112

 See Donna inside the store with any questions!

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https://www.carterbloodcare.org/eligibility/

I'm in the Phone Book!

Here’s a bit of trivia for you. My first heartbreaking work of staggering genius was published in the phone book. And no, it wasn’t my name, address and phone number that brought the publishing world to its knees. For four fabulous years, I worked for Directory Plus in Colorado and my job was to proofread ad copy for nine different phone books throughout the Southwest. Perhaps you’ve heard of me?

No?

Yeah, I thought so. So anyway, my boss needed some filler material, so she allowed me to submit a short essay about the ickiness of cell phone usage in the bathroom. To show you how far I’ve developed as a writer since 2007, I am totally writing this post while sitting on the commode. Yep. Keeping it classy here on the old bloggity blog.

Anyway, everytime I see my name in print, I always think of Steve Martin in The Jerk.

“I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.”

Except now, people toss those phonebooks in to the recycling container because, well, it’s 2020 and google is a verb.

If only it was that easy to reach millions of people! I’m lucky if I reach twenty. And I’m grateful for each and every one of you. So, what’s new? This past week, an interview I did with Kate Cornell, author and host of Two Authors Talking, was posted on youtube. We talk about writing, favorite tropes and you can witness my resting bitch face in action, or should I say inaction?

I also made a spamtastic plea for my friends, frenemies and people I don’t even know to request my book from their local public library. I’m going to get really real with you right now. I didn’t get into writing about death and menopausal vampires because I saw a fat paycheck in my future. I did it because I love to tell stories and make people laugh. Yes, money would be lovely, especially since I basically just lost my contract job and i’m working part time at a public library, so here’s the deal. I would be ETERNALLY grateful if you GOOGLED the number of YOUR public library. Then take it one step further and call that number and REQUEST that they acquire Forever 51 for their patrons. Because to me, success is seeing my book in print on a shelf in a public library. Public libraries rock because everyone deserves access to information, especially if that information contains funny, bloody stories of menopausal vampires. Don’t believe me? Perhaps Grady Hendrix, NY Times best selling author of The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires will…

Or perhaps Kirkus could inspire you. They do use some awfully colorful language in my review. Don’t believe me, click here.

Just a simple phone call that will take you less than five minutes could help change an author’s life. My life. And it doesn’t cost you a dime! Please and thank you for doing your part to spread the word before my pub date of 11/5/20! #Forever51

If you would like a free review copy of my book, it is up on Net Galley. All I ask is that you read and write an honest review of the book and then post it on Bookbub or Goodreads. Those early reviews are soooooo important for authors.

Last, but certainly not least, here’s my book trailer for Forever 51. My nephew, Egor, did the graphic design. My brother, Rob, did the music. And Lisaun Whittingham who narrated my first book Death Becomes Us, performed the voice over. It’s creepy, it’s quirky. Will you share it? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

One last thing before you go, if you pre-order Forever 51, send me a screenshot to thedeathwriter@gmail.com and I will enter your name into the drawing for the book club basket that I’m giving away on Halloween.

You know how to look things up on Spamazon. If you’d like to buy my book and help independent booksellers in the process, shop here.

Okay. I’m done. Thank you for reading all the way to the end and clicking on all the links and supporting someone who is kind of old to be having a “debut” novel come out two days after the presidential election.

In case you’ve never been told this before, I like you just the way you are!

Book Club Basket Giveaway!

To encourage people to pre-order my precious little book baby before she pops out into the world on November 5th, I’m sweetening the deal with a fabulous book club basket. What is a book club basket you ask? Well, it’s everything you need to host a book club with your friends or frenemies whether you are social distancing in the back yard or zooming it in the safety of your living room.

The basket includes…

Five signed copies of Forever 51

A custom made Forever 51 face mask to show the world how much you love menopausal vampires.

A Vampire Blood Candle, foaming hand soap and hand sanitizer from Bath and Body Works.

Two bars of chocolate, if I don’t eat them first. I’m kidding. I wouldn’t do that. On a Tuesday.

Some book lover items…mini book light, magnifier and bookmark. A journal to record the books you’ve read and a poster about the fifty books you should read in your lifetime. FYI, my book is not on the list, but I’m drinking milk and maybe one day…

Wine. Because who doesn’t like to drink wine while discussing LITERATURE?

Last, but certainly not least, I will Zoom into your book club discussion to either answer questions or stay awkwardly muted while you and your friends drink wine and eat the chocolate without me.

So what does one have to do to win all this fabulousness? Simply pre-order the e or print version of my book and then take a screen shot and send it to me via email. My address is, and don’t let it scare you…thedeathwriter at g mail dot com. (It is typed this way so that the spambots won’t inundate my inbox with offers for male sexual enhancements, porn or cleaning supplies.)

Or, you can sign up for my Pam Spam mailing list. Trust me on this, the emails are few and far between so I won’t be sending you my whimsical musings at four in the morning.

That’s it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy! There will be a drawing on my favorite day of the year, Halloween at 8pm CDT.

What are you waiting for?